We're All Murderers Here: The Veg/Non-Veg Conundrum

Meat, the remains of a dead animal that we consider edible: a topic of constant, perpetual debate about the ethical or unethical consumption of dead/butchered animals.  Humans are immensely self-indulgent creatures with a huge delusion of self-importance and we are hypocritical about it and this is the basic fundamental of our modern society.

What everyone would agree with is humans cannot survive without killing others(plants and animals) and if I want to feast on the fucking innards of something that you self-virtuous plant murdering fucks  consider as meat, then I will. Just because you think murdering one life-form is more ethical than the other as they can’t fucking scream and blood doesn’t spurt out  when someone slits their necks, doesn’t mean that you can justify it with cogency(or probably you can as your plebeian brains are unable to comprehend anything beyond the range of perceptional judgement). So, keep butchering your plants while wearing that bloody mask of hypocrisy and let me feast on my fucking meat.

The Dog Who Didn't Give A Fuck.

"I don't know if I should call it a pleasant evening but the weather was undoubtedly fine, I was strolling down the edge of the road humming one of  those irritating songs that get stuck in your head and you hate yourself for it. So,while I was having this very irrelevant conflict with myself I did happen to pass by a garlanded metallic torso with a small metal bucket on its side, half filled with which was presumably the cheapest of vegetable oils one could find in the market, what caught my attention was not the statue but the amount of currency coins people were dropping in the bucket in addition to bowing their heads to black deity which was the sole of center of attraction on the street. Along came a boy, barely verging on adolescence with his rotund of a dog, golden haired dog, the one with the saddest of eyes that would make you want to pet him and get your face licked. So while the boy got busy with his smartphone, the pooch lifted one of its legs to start a stream that washed it all of it away, the culture we like to talk about so much, the things we perceive and worship as the truth, truth that is not naked as it is supposed to be and that was the sole reason that the poor little beast has those scars today, scars he got for following his natural instinct because some blithering idiot on the road can define 'wrong' for it,offended by a dog who literally gave no fucks to the god below his crotch."

This epic 'Lost in Translation' video by MTV is back from the dead to win the internet today.

 Patrolling the darkest alleys of internet we stumbled upon such gem of a video that totally needs public attention because of the circumference of its epic-ness is going to take the internet by storm, plus there is Yana Gupta in the song. MTV , you crazy thing.

The Pubic Hair Traumatization

The enchanting fairy tale of Repulsel , and boy is she repulsive.

How Armaan Kohli's legendary role of an 'Ichadhaari Naag' didn't make him look as a Total Jackass.

Now I couldn't get the stupid video embedded , but believe me you, this review is epic
Watch it here

And This is exactly what we do in Movie Theatres especially the Tusshar Kapoor part.

People from All India Backchod have completely nailed it in this video of absolute truth and veracity. My personal favorite dialogue - " Lauda faek ke maarenge to khandaan choot jayega" . Yes, this is exactly how it happened with me.

And now You Know those Penile Enlargment mails were Not a Hoax

Whaat? yes ,penises can grow to full fledged length that pacifies your insecurity, all you have to do is to reply to your junk mail and whoever told you that these are malicious is because he doesn't want you to have a big colossal cock.